1. my eyebrow --could it be bushier than I realized? I am not a tweezer, after all. (While at the last ward camp out, I was trying to figure out what a bunch of ward ladies were saying (in Spanish) and I finally figured out they were talking about tweezing eyebrows and makeup tattoos. Ha. Some topics are more cross-cultural than I realized.)
2. my eyelash (but I don't think it is long enough to take the blame, alas)
3. a wisp of hair
4. a dent in the wall that is haunted
5. an invisible spider
It must be an invisible spider that turns visible every now and then to distract me. Except it never moves. Dumb spider.