Tuesday, November 21, 2006

no. 5

I had a job interview today. The receptionist asked about my "accent." That makes five people.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Act 2

Setting: Ward linger longer. I had made banana bread, and brought it to share during the meal.

Jenna: How does the squash bisque taste, Libby?
Libby: I'll let you know how it is.
Libby:(to me) And I'll let you know how your bread is.
Me: You don't need to let me know how my bread is, I already know how it tastes. It always tastes the same.
[Meanwhile Libby tries the bread.]
Me: Does it taste ok?
Libby: You just told me you already know how it tastes.
Me: Well, it turns out different every time. Is it ok?
Libby: You just barely said that it's the same every time.

[I am a raving lunatic.]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.