So today at work I was calling someone and left a message on their answering machine. This in itself is not remarkable or even worth mentioning.
But. There is more.
I said, "This is Laura R--. Er, H--."
P.S. Yes I have made a modest effort to conceal my last name(s). It is true. In case you were in any way confused by the dashes used previously, that is why. I have always made this effort in my blogger life. Now I too can join the ranks of unknown last name persons written about in various places including the works of Jane Austen.
The very end.