Today I saw a purple lady. She was across from me on BART this morning. She missed her bus to take her to BART, because she had to go back to her house to get papers she needed in order to go to some registration type office in Oakland. She was running 30 minutes late. She broadcasted this quite loudly while on her cell phone. I didn't want you to miss out on the important information.
She wore a purple elastic in her hair, a purple shirt, purple pants, purple shoes, and purple fingernail and toenail polish. Very impressive matching effort.