I eat breakfast at work these days. It is much better than trying to eat at 6:30 am. If I eat before I leave for work then I am invariably hungry again midmorning at the same time I would have eaten if I'd just waited to eat at work. So, this morning I am in the break room cutting a banana into a bowl of plain yogurt when a co-worker comes in. He sees what I am doing and says:
"You know, you could just buy yogurt that already has bananas in it."
I am speechless. I know not how to reply to this gross misunderstanding of fresh fruit. I mutter something about how it's cheaper this way and has less sugar, but am glad when he finally leaves so I can cut my banana in peace. Me and my banana.
Some people just don't understand.