Wednesday, July 19, 2006

white men can't jump

Jump time, 4:39:13 am pacific time, thursday. Creative? Yes. Effective? No. Confused? Look here and here.

Maybe next week, everyone on the planet can hold their breath at the same time. That way, we can preserve oxygen and slow the buildup of carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas. In fact, this method may prove so effective, it will become a daily regimen. I'm brilliant.

On a less sarcastic note...
the end.


blackbird said...

ha ha! white men can't jump. i get it! men in tights! right?

Laura said...

Oh, I forgot it was in Men in Tights. Mostly I just remember it being a catchy title of a movie in the early 90's that I never saw.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.